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"Genius in France Lyrics"
Steve Berman (Skit The Eminem Show) Lyrics
Eminem: {mumbling}....fuckin'... {*Door knocks*} [Steve Berman] It's ridiculous! i can't believe it !...hold on a minute! Em.. [Eminem] Whuddup? [Steve Berman] Have a seat! Dre, I'll call you back [Eminem] What now? [Steve Berman] I don't even know where to start [Eminem] Okay [Steve Berman] I got the album from upstairs.. [Eminem] And? [Steve Berman] And this is by far the most.. {*Gun Cocks*} {*Gun shoots*} [Steve Berman] ...incredible thing I've ever heard
Eminem: {mumbling}....fuckin'... {*Door knocks*} [Steve Berman] It's ridiculous! i can't believe it !...hold on a minute! Em.. [Eminem] Whuddup? [Steve Berman] Have a seat! Dre, I'll call you back [Eminem] What now? [Steve Berman] I don't even know where to start [Eminem] Okay [Steve Berman] I got the album from upstairs.. [Eminem] And? [Steve Berman] And this is by far the most.. {*Gun Cocks*} {*Gun shoots*} [Steve Berman] ...incredible thing I've ever heard
I'm not the brightest crayon in the box
Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks
I barely even know how to put on my own pants
But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France, genius in France
Hoom chaka laka
Hoom chaka laka
Hoom chaka
I may not be the sharpest hunk of cheese
I got a negative number on my SATs
I'm not good looking and I don't know how to dance
But nevertheless and in spite of the evidence I am still widely considered to be
A genius in France, a genius in France, a genius in France
People say I'm a geek, a moronic little freak
An annoying pipsqueak with an unfortunate physique
If I was any dumber, they'd have to water me twice a week
But when the Mademoiselles see me, they all swoon and shriek
They dig my mystique, they say I'm c'est magnifique
When I'm in Par-ee, I'm the chic-est of the chic
They love my body odor and my bad toupee
They love my stripey shirt and my stupid beret
And when I'm sipping on a Perrier
In some cafe town in St. Tropez
It's hard to keep the fans at bay
They say, "Sign my poodle, s'il vous plait"
"Sign my poodle, s'il vous plait"
Hemenene humenene
himenene homenene
Poodle... poodle...
Folks in my hometown think I'm a fool
Got too much chlori
Herzen Haben Fl?Gel Lyrics
Herzen haben Flagel Herzen haben Flagel Wenn sie sich verlieben Herzen kannen fliegen Durch Zeit und Raum Herzen haben Flagel Und weil ich so verliebt bin Fliegt mein Herz zu dir Und im Traum bist du bei mir
ne in my gene poolHerzen haben Flagel Herzen haben Flagel Wenn sie sich verlieben Herzen kannen fliegen Durch Zeit und Raum Herzen haben Flagel Und weil ich so verliebt bin Fliegt mein Herz zu dir Und im Traum bist du bei mir
A few peas short of a casserole
A few buttons missing on my remote control
A few fries short of a happy meal
I couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
Instructions on the heel
Instructions on the heel
But when I'm in Provence, I get free croissants
Yeah, I'm the guy every French lady wants
And if you ask 'em why, you're bound to get this response
(He's a genius in France! Genius in France!)
That's right
(He's a genius in France, genius in France)
You know it
(He's a genius in France, genius in France, genius in France)
I'm not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree
But the folks in France, they don't seem to agree
They say, "Bonjour, Monsieur would you take ze picture with me?"
I say, "Oui, oui"
That's right, I say, "Oui, oui"
"Oui, oui"
He says, "Oui, oui"
I'm dumber than a box of hair
But those Frenchies don't seem to care
Don't know why, mon frere
But they love me there
I'm a genius in France
Yeah, I'm a genius in France
Gonna make a big splash when I show up in Cannes
Gonna make those Frenchies scream
"You ze man! You ze man! You ze man!"
Like a fine Renoir (waa), I've got that je me c'est quoi (quoi!)
Like a fine
Groovallegiance Lyrics
'Bout that time They asked me where was I going Ya know I, said, well You have to be reasonable So you know I've never been away from home before And, uh, besides They gave me a good deal And I think that, uh Funkadelica is You know, the nation, Uh, you know, I would like to, live under (What in the world is this boy talking about?) Pledge a groovallegiance to the funk The United Funk of Funkadelica Uh, dey funk, well dey funk, today funk Of da United Funk of Funkadelica I pledge groovallegiance to the flag Of funky, funky, funkadelica, yeah (What) Who With the united fun
Renoir (ooh la la), I've got that je me c'est ...'Bout that time They asked me where was I going Ya know I, said, well You have to be reasonable So you know I've never been away from home before And, uh, besides They gave me a good deal And I think that, uh Funkadelica is You know, the nation, Uh, you know, I would like to, live under (What in the world is this boy talking about?) Pledge a groovallegiance to the funk The United Funk of Funkadelica Uh, dey funk, well dey funk, today funk Of da United Funk of Funkadelica I pledge groovallegiance to the flag Of funky, funky, funkadelica, yeah (What) Who With the united fun
Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo-we-oo
Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo-we-oo
Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy
Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy
Bow
[snort]
I'm a taco short of a combo plate
But by some twist of fate, all the Frogs think I'm great
Oh, the men all faint and the women scream
They like me more than heavy cream
When I'm in Versailles, I'm a popular guy
My oh my, I'm as French as apple pie (apple pie)
They think I'm awful witty, a riot and a half
When I tell a stupid joke, they laugh(haw haw haw haw haw)
And laugh (haw haw haw haw haw haw)
People in France have lots of attitude
They're snotty and rude, they like disgusting food
But when they see me, they just come unglued
They think that I am one happening dude
Bowm ba ba bowm ba bowm ba bowm
I'm about as sharp as a bowling ball
But they like me better than Charles de Gaulle
Entre nous, it's very true
The room temperature's higher than my IQ
But they love me more than Gerard Depardieu
How did this happen; I don't have a clue
Well, I'm not the quickest tractor on the farm
I don't have any skills or grace or charm
And most people look at me like I'm all covered with ants
But I'm a
Autumn Goodbye Lyrics
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And I'm never goin' back, I'm never goin' back
I'm never never never never goin' back home again
I'm tearin' up my return flight ticket
Gonna tell the folks back here where they can stick it
'Cause I'm never goin' back
I'm never goin' back
I'm never goin' back
The girls back home never gave me a chance
But I sho' 'nuff got them Frogs in some kinda trance
And I'm aware that it's a most improbable circumstance
But "Great Googily Moogily", I'm a genius in France
Every Frenchie that I meet
Just can't wait to kiss my feet
Get in line, pucker up! Tout Suite!
Bowm diddy bowm diddy bowm diddy
I'm gettin' even more famous by the hour
I'm stuffed with pastries and drunk with power
Now they're puttin' up my statue by the Eiffel Tower
A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left
A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left
I'm the biggest dork there is alive
My mom picked out my clothes for me 'till I was 35
And I forgot to mention
I'm not even welcome at the Star Trek convention
But the Frenchies think
That my poop don't stink
I'm a genius in France
Say, would you pass the Grey Poupon?
Merci beaucoup